Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L
If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.
a series of unfortunate events, by lemony snicket (♦)